That Sucks Letterpress Card

$6.00

Bring a little retro humor to someone’s day with this hand-printed letterpress card. The artwork features a vintage-inspired upright vacuum cleaner in avocado green and white. Complete with the cheeky faux brand name Suckmaster, this design playfully delivers the message: “That sucks.”

Each card is printed by hand on cotton paper using traditional letterpress techniques, giving it a tactile feel you can’t get from mass-produced cards. Perfect for commiserating with a friend, offering sympathy with a smile, or just sharing a good laugh.

  • Original design by artist Christy Nesja

  • Printed with polymer plates on a human-powered press from the late 1800s

  • Blank inside, 4.25 x 5.5 inches folded (U.S. A2 size)

  • Card stock: 118 lb., 100% cotton, tree-free

  • A2 square flap envelope: French Paper Fuse Green Construction

  • Packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve

International shipping available for this item when purchased through our Etsy shop: https://nesjapress.etsy.com

Bring a little retro humor to someone’s day with this hand-printed letterpress card. The artwork features a vintage-inspired upright vacuum cleaner in avocado green and white. Complete with the cheeky faux brand name Suckmaster, this design playfully delivers the message: “That sucks.”

Each card is printed by hand on cotton paper using traditional letterpress techniques, giving it a tactile feel you can’t get from mass-produced cards. Perfect for commiserating with a friend, offering sympathy with a smile, or just sharing a good laugh.

  • Original design by artist Christy Nesja

  • Printed with polymer plates on a human-powered press from the late 1800s

  • Blank inside, 4.25 x 5.5 inches folded (U.S. A2 size)

  • Card stock: 118 lb., 100% cotton, tree-free

  • A2 square flap envelope: French Paper Fuse Green Construction

  • Packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve

International shipping available for this item when purchased through our Etsy shop: https://nesjapress.etsy.com